The mystery twins arrive, everyone is confused. (The circleisformedthecircleisformedThreeLettersBackthecircleisformedthechainsarebroken)
Dipper Pines was odd. He knew this. A birthmark on his forehead singling him out, odd interests, odd sister. He was strange, and was alright with that.
Mabel Pines wasn't normal. She would hate to be. She looked too downcast and acted too cheery. She was weird, but she had her brother, so it was okay.
They didn't have many friends, the two of them. That was fine. They had each other. It did get lonely sometimes, though, to be weird. That's why they were in their room with a laptop, looking for other anomalies.
"Hey, Dipper, look at this!"
"'Three Journals Cryptid Society'?"
They looked. It was a page about cryptids and monsters of all kinds. Mabel had a maniacal gleam in her eyes.
"Mabel, no."
"Mabel, yes."
She clicked on the tab labeled 'chat'. The rest is as follows:
ShootingStar3 has entered the chat
ShootingStar3: hi
UrsaMajor has entered the chat
UrsaMajor: hello
TheAuthor6 has entered the chat
TheAuthor: greetings
GhostFez has entered the chat
GhostFez: welcome to hell
TheAuthor: no
GhostFez: yes
The rest of the zodiac has entered the chat because I'm too lazy to write them all
BanjosAfter8: yes
Thecolorflannel: yes
Death: yes
LlamaKid: yes
AlwaysGleeful: yes
Ihavequestions: yes
UrsaMajor: um
UrsaMajor: o k
ShootingStar3: we demand to join your ranks
TheAuthor: you must pass initiation
TheAuthor: 1966. Why?
UrsaMajor: our lord and savior, Mothman
ShootingStar3: mothman
TheAuthor: they pass
GhostFez: bonus points to UrsaMajor
BanjosAfter8: now
Death: onto business
Thecolorflannel: to defeat the huns
LlamaKid: flannel no
Thecolorflannel: flannel yes
GhostFez: welcome to gravity falls
UrsaMajor: what
Dipper looked up.
"Why do feel like we just joined a cult?"
"Probably," stated Mabel "because we did."
"Regrets?"
"Eh." She made a so-so gesture.
So it begins.
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Lonesome Falls (a Gravity Falls AU)
FanfictionThis is a weird fusion of things. It features ghost!Stan, demon!Ford and ...I don't even know I hope it's half decent?
