Peter
ummmmm
I need like a few stitches
got a minor wound
hello!
I'm bleeding
Ned
I'm so sorry I got caught up with work
How did you get hurt?
Peter
...
You know how I am
can you ask MJ to be ready I'm swinging over
Ned
sure what's her number again?
?
........?
????
Peter
you're not Ned
he always had MJ's number
and knows why I get hurt
and doesn't have work
who are you?
hello?
Hola?
Bonjour?
Здравствуйте?
Hallo?
????
Geez! I'm working
Thought you would have left by now
Peter
Why would I leave?
You seem like a nice person
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
????
Wait how did you do that face thing kid?
Peter
How'd you know i'm a kid!
I'm not that childish
????
I guessed right ha
but seriously the face?
Peter
Why should I tell you Mr. X?
Mr. X
How do you know I'm a Mr.?
I could be a Mrs. or a Ms. for that matter
Or I could be younger than you
and the name really?
faceeeeeeeee??????
Peter
I guessed and the X cuz your generation
you are obviously generation X or Xennials
evidence: you can't make text faces
Mr. X
Well you are kidzo then
You obviously have no respect for people as wise as me
tada! face-> :( Ha I don't need you I did it
Kidzo
You have a lot to learn young Padawan
Mr.X
Don't you have a wound to patch right now?
Kidzo
yeah I just arrived to actual Ned's house
the actual Ned is patching it up
I told him what happened
He ignored me
Mr.X you wont ignore me right?
Mr.X
Well I got to get some work done
ps I'm going to figure out how to do the face >:)
Mr.X has left the chat
Peter put down his phone and looked up at Ned. Ned was currently trying to put a string through the needle as he laid on the floor.
Peter sigh as his only source of entertainment from earlier left. He hoped that he would be able to stay friends with Mr.X. After all if he figured out Peter's secret. Then a lot would go wrong.
Ned looked up from the thread, "Dude can you even stitch a wound with a regular needle?"
It was actually a good point but Peter didn't want to dwell on that, "I don't know, just google it." In response Ned pointed the needle at him.
"If you bleed out and die it's not my fault you should've went to the hospital."
In an exasperated tone Peter said, "Well sorry I don't want to be capture and tested on."
"That only happens in horror and sci-fi stories."
"How do you know?"
"Oh my gosh Ned, just stitch me up please."
Ned sighed and took a few more seconds to thread the needle.
"Ned?" Peter said while sitting up and winceing.
"Yeah Peter?"
"I think you're supposed to use a curvey needle."
"We don't have any of those."
"Hospital?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"What do I tell Aunt May?"
"Just tell her that you stabbed yourself on a table."
"She's not gonna fall for that."
"Peter just trust me."
"Fine."
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Wrong Number Kiddo (Hiatus)
FanfictionWhen Peter Parker texts the wrong number he never knew that it could be interesting. What the young spider did know though was that you should never mess with flying bullets. Something good comes out of it after a little more trouble than he asked...
