A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

LEGO CITY

I wake up to the sound of helicopters and sirens. "What the hell?" I say to myself. I get up and look out the window to see helicopters above the Lego City river. I get dressed and walk outside. A police officer runs by me. "Excuse me, officer, but what exactly is going on?!"

"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!"

"Is he alright, can they save him?!"

"I don't know, I've got to go!"

I run behind the officer, hoping to see who the man is.

As we arrive at the river, I see a man struggling to stay above water. But it's not just any man, it's that guy who helped that other guy do that thing with that one girl who was with this one guy that wanted to hang out with this one girl who ate that one guys dog.

"I have to save him!" I say, running toward the river. A man grabs me right before I enter the water. "You can't go in there, it's too dangerous!"

I realise the man is my brother.
I bite his nose off and jump into the water. I grab the drowning man and yeet him back to safety. I realise I don't know how to swim, and I fall underwater.

I died

The end

FML why did I make this