"Philip have you seen the dishwasher?" Yells Mary from 2 literal inches away. Philip had not seen it. He hadn't seen anything in 27 years because he enjoys taping his eyelids shut. He wasn't looking for a dishwasher on the loose anywho because he had just bought a dog that had a name when Philip got him and it was Pretty Dumb. Philip and Pretty Dumb had spent the afternoon burying Mary's pants in the backyard and then pretending that they were not digging holes when the mailman stopped by on multiple occasions because he was jealous of their hole digging. This put Joe the wrestling mailman in a full rage. Philip and Pretty Dumb had highly underestimated the Mailman's desire to dig a hole because he cant dig any holes at the post office where he lives.
