How many did you quake

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Philip, Mary, and Pretty Dumb arrived at dawn. Mary was in a full body cast and was not supposed to leave the hospital, but Pretty Dumb bit someone so Philip could put her on a desk chair sideways and roll her down the hospital ramp, ultimately causing more injuries as she fell off multiple times. She didn't fit in the car because she could not bend her body in any way, so she had to ride in the trunk with bungee chords. As Philip was taking the last Bungee off of the shattered woman, he heard a noise. Then he didn't hear anything. Joe had snuck up behind him and put a whole piece of bread in each ear. Philip was tempted to untape his eyelids, but didn't want to disturb his lashes. Mary screamed again. I guess she just likes screaming. Philip didn't hear anything on account of his ear loaves. Just then, Joe plugged in his vacuum.

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