A scream came from the garage. It was Mary's voice crying "I thought it was a toester." Philip immediately ran her over with a car but only slightly. He wanted to make sure her burnt toes wouldn't be the only reason she was in the ER so she could get a higher priority on the list of patients. Joe was still waiting and decided to clean the place up a bit but instead of doing that he ate 3 to 7 chicken sandwiches from the freezer. He could have just dug a hole while they were away but he felt victimized by Pretty Dumb and Philip and needed to show them that this mailman was no average Joe. He was more like an average Dave or even an Allen. He grew nervous of the time it was taking because he had to deliver mail and a beating to a wrestling opponent very early. He was also really craving a pomegranate. And if that's not bad enough, well I think that's the worst it can get.
