Hey it's me I'm back I seen a comment about a comedy and I love comedy so here we go!
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(Author) - so this one Izuku is a comedian
(Uraraka) - is he funny?
(Author) - no he's hilarious I love his comedy
(Bakugou) - I bet it sucks
(Todoroki whispers) - I bet you know a lot about sucking
(Author) - well without further a-dew let's get this going!
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought
"Man, if only I was anybody else at all!"
(Kaminari) - damn this some deep stuff
(Bakugou) - shut it spark plug!
(Iida) - is this supposed to be a comedy it does not seem very funny?
(Author) - it's getting there
They like to kick you when times get rough
And you give your all, but it's not enough
And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
But if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start
(All Might) - what is Young Midoriya talking about?
(Shigaraki) - I bet it's some cheesy ass inspiration thing!
"Author laughs maniacally in head"
Kill yourself
(Everyone) - WHAT!!!
It'll only take a minute
And you'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself
Really you should do it
There's, ah, really nothing to it
Just, ah, grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid
(Dabi) - I'm liking this song
Okay, now
I feel like you pulled back
Maybe it's on account of the fact that I was
Telling you to kill yourself over and over again
(Iida) - I do not condone this!
(Sero) - come on man lighten up it's just a multiverse it's not real.
(Iida) - I apologize I will refrain from speaking out of turn in the future.
I'm just trying to make a simple point
That these-
That life's toughest problems don't have simple answers
You shouldn't just be brave
You shouldn't just roar
You shouldn't kill yourself
(President Mic) - finally some good advice!
(Toga) - well of course it would be good for you But then I can't get free blood and that's not good.
(Shigaraki) - shut up about blood and watch!
But I understand that
It's a sensitive subject and you're probably just hearing me say that
And I've dealt with, I don't want to be insen-
Look, I sound unempathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't wanna be misconstrued
Signs of depression go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book a therapy session
Talk about your depression
And let a professional hear it
But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry lyrics
Then kill yourself
(Uraraka) - I don't like this song.
(Twice) - it's ok / suck it up!
It won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train
You'll kill yourself
It's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head
"It" being a bullet
(Aizawa) - wow...
(Tokoyami) - rivalry in the dark.
Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
(Midnight) - ok now he is just naming ways to kill your self.
(Dabi) - damn I should have brought my notebook these are good.
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give the tiger a shove
Eat a Phillip's head screw
Marry Courtney Love
"Many hero's and students were shocked and most of the villains just laughed"
(All Might) - May I ask a question?
(Author) - yes you may.
(All Might) - WHY!
"Author just shrugs which causes more laughter from the villains"
(Author) - well anyway on to the next one!
(Nezu) - but some of us still have questions?
(Author) - I don't care.
(Mina) - can the next one be happy?
(Author) - the next one will be funny.
(Kaminari) - our funny or "points to villains" they're funny?
(Author) - their kind of funny but it's still enjoyable.
(Most villains) - YAY!
(Author) - well on to the next!
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The BNHA Multiverse
FanfictionThe students of class 1-A have faced many odd occurrences in their first year at U-A (Actually, battling for your lives against villains isn't 'odd' more 'terrifying'). But finding themselves inside of a dark movie theater with a man that claims to...
