(Unsympathetic!Patton [again, yes])
Patton, after he and Logan argued for a while: "You know what, Logan? Go f**k yourself!"
Logan, surprised: "He... He just insulted me! I'm not surprised for that, I'm surprised because PATTON did it! Morality! The dad of this family! The one who loves puppies and wears cat hoodies! He just... He just told me to go to f**k myself! This never happened to anyone!"
Logan: "YOU go f**k yourself, Patton!"
