(Intrulogical)
Logan, laying down on a bed: "I am ready for acupuncture"
Doctor: "Are you sure? It will hurt a lot"
Logan: "I know. I have a friend with me"
Remus, holding Logan's hand: "I'm here!"
Doctor: *inserts a needle in Logan's foot*
Logan: "Ouch!"
Remus: "Don't worry. Think about... Uh... Me!"
Doctor: *inserts other needles*
Logan: *tries to hold a scream, and let me say, it sounds like a moan*
Remus: "Oh, I didn't know I had this effect on you~"
Logan: "JesuS CHRIST, STOP-"
Remus: "Why? Am I so bad?"
Logan: *screams*
Remus: "I'M NOT THAT VIOLENT!"
Doctor: "It's done" *removes every niddle*
Logan: "These things hurt when you try to take them away too!"
Remus: *chuckles*
Logan: "Can I touch myself now?"
Remus: "Too?! Oh God, Logan, I've never thought you were such a s****y boy!"
Logan: "Remus, please, stop, I'm not thinking about you anymore"
Remus: "Oh, so you've thought about me all this time~"
Logan: "THE DOCTOR IS LISTENING!"
