bakuhoes birthday

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I made this extremely fast dudes- so
have fun of whatever

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Baku: *wakes up*

Kiri: happy birthday baby

Baku: uggghhh

Kiri: come on babe get up

Baku: fine

~later~

Baku: extras why the hell is it 4:20am

Mina: you were born on 420 so

Baku: ugh I'm going back to bed

~around 8am~

Kami: yooo dudes bakubro was born on 4/20

Baku: god damn it you fuckin idiots

Sero: Happy birthday bro

Baku: whatever

Kami: yeah do happy birthday

Baku: *flips him off*

Kami: I pulled an all nighter to get flipped off

Sero: we all did babe

Mina: mhm HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKUBOYO

Baku: SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE NAMES PINKY

Mina: I get to call you what I want honey you call me weird ass names all the time

Baku: tch

~noon~

Jirou: happy birthday bakugou

Baku: Okay

Author~chan: wow just okay

Baku: stop breaking the 4th wall you bleach cunt

Author~chan: hey you

Author~chan: YEAH YOU! Help me beat some love into bakubitch

Reader~san: (comment some weird ass shit fam)

Author~chan: Thank you

Baku: what the fuck

~around 2~

Mina: alright party time

Sero: EVERYONE THE PARTY ENDS AT 4:20!

Kami: sweet

Iida: what an odd time...

Baku: The dumbasses are obsessed with 420

Iida: Bakugou language!

Baku: shut up glasses

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Author~chan: they all vibed and had a good time

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I'm going to write random shit until I get to 420 dudes

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Kiri: bros Im gay

Mina: we know kiri

Kami: Its wacc dude

Jirou: *sigh*

Baku: how do we deal with them

Jirou: with out us they'd be dead

Baku: true

Sero: *screaming*

Mina: SERO ARE YOU ON FIRE AGAIN

Sero: YES

Jirou: I'll put him out

Baku: who let him bake something for my birthday

Kami: he makes good cookies

Mina: He always sets himself on fire honey

Kiri: mhm

Kami: He's not dead

Baku: yet

Mina: yEt?!

Baku: HOW DO YOU SET YOURSELF ON FIRE BAKING COOKIES!?!?

Mina: okay you got me there

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Mina: *drunk* OoOOOo yOu TwO sHouLd *hic* fUcK *points at kiri and baku*

Baku: PINKY!!!

Kiri: who gave her a beer

Kami: we found root beer in the fridge

Jirou: That was beer you dumbass

Kami: wut-

Sero, also drunk: tHeNnnnN whOooOo pUt *hic* iT in tHere

Kiri: probably aizawa

Jirou: *sigh* always drinking on the job

Kiri: how is he still a teacher

Sero: waccccccccc

Mina: WoOoOOO PaRty Time dUdEs

Author~chan: and now we just do a hmm just 420

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and 420 was 420 words ;)

Eye bleach

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