HAPPY 1 YEAR!

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hEY HEY HEY KIDS!
its officially the one year anniversary of this story :D

Author-chan oUt

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sero: soysaucey
Mina: alienpussyisgud 
Baku: boobitches
Kiri: r o c k
Jirou: lesboob
Kami: dontputaforkinme

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Alienpussyisgud: *dumps milk down shirt* titty milk

soysaucey: wouldnt the bra just absorb it unless it's a lot ._. 

alienpussyisgud: I wanna try-

lesboob: please dont

dontputaforkinme: *sips tea watching dis play out*

alienpussyisgud: *dumps jug down shirt*

alienpussyisgud: shit I forgot the bra part 

soysaucey: oh shit

soysaucey: is there milk left doe?

alienpussyisgud: nah it's all in my shirt

r o c k: can confirm

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dontputaforkinme: TRANS TEENS BACKWARDS IS SNEET SNART!

soysaucey: this is so sad

soysaucey: STREET SMARTS!

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lesboob: hand over your titties 🔫

boobitches: you want my chest spears

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dontputaforkinme: oh sheet d00d they snipped off weewee that's why you got tatas 

lesboob: o h

boobitches: . . . . 

boobitches: w h y  t h o u g h

boobitches: w h y ' d  t h e y  d o  i t

alienpussyisgud: s o y o u c o u l d s u f f e r f e m a l e l i f e 

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boobitches: yeah kirishima has a secret ear kink

r o c k: nO nEeD tO CaLl mE oUt

dontputaforkinme: W O A H 

alienpussyisgud: good to know good to know

soysaucey: o o p

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dontputaforkinme: y e s 

dontputaforkinme: SLURPPPPPPPPPPP

boobitches: "it makes me feel like a good boy" what the fuck

dontputaforkinme: hahahahahahaha yeah it's weird but I love asmr sO

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alienpussyisgud: Titty milk

r o c k: titty croissant 

soysaucey: so I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties 

lesboob: ranch dressing on my non existent abs

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r o c k: and a knife

dontputaforkinme: what?! knifes are chewy!?!

r o c k: I guess?

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alienpussyisgud: [sent a picture]

alienpussyisgud: look at his feet

dontputaforkinme: drink it

soysaucey: I drink

alienpussyisgud: please dont drink my dogs foot

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alienpussyisgud: ✨eyebrow reveal✨

dontputaforkinme: oop 

dontputaforkinme: that's some kinky eyebrows 

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r o c k: I hate it in romance novels when they're all like "his hard member"

alienpussyisgud: pfft bruh or "his hard cock"

soysaucey: isnt a cock a chicken

dontputaforkinme: hIs hArD cHicKeN

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lesboob: to every question there is an answer

r o c k: the answer is penis

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r o c k: ah yes my favorite color

alienpussyisgud: rotten egg dildos!

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alienpussyisgud: NO ITS "we got on the floor and sucked cACK!" 

boobitches: WTF IS CACK!?!

lesboob: cock

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lesboob: now we should call him the dick packer 

alienpussyisgud: release the pecker 

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r o c k: do you think you can snort cum?

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alienpussyisgud: you know how my acid looks like cum

r o c k: yeee 

alienpussyisgud: if me and Uraraka had a kid its quirk would be

dontputaforkinme: g a s p Floating cum 

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lesboob: if you drink my dr. pepper I will skin your sexy legs

dontputaforkinme: then how will Mina and Hagakure fucc?

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dontputaforkinme: the plural of moose is meese

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r o c k: crispy crocs

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lesboob: wtf is the deal

lesboob: a drug deal?

soysaucey: hopefully 

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I've been writing this book for exactly a year now and I cant get over that.
:)

I love you guys :)

EYE BLEACH OUT!

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