Draco: Lightningwolf truth or dare
Me: Dare
Draco: *whispers* I dare you to kiss Bellatrix for 2 minutes.
Me: *screams* ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND!?
Everyone: what happened?
Draco:no, go tell my father to bring Bellatrix.
Me: Fine, Lucius can you bring Bellatrix?
Lucius: Why?
ME: I have to kiss Bellatrix for 2 minutes.
Everyone:starts rolling all over the ground laughing. Harry bounces off the wall.
Me: Harry, how are you bouncing off the walls?
Harry: fanfiction logic.
ME:...that makes perfect sense.
Lucius: *brings Bellatrix* Draco dared the brown haired girl to kiss you for 2 minutes.
Bellatrix: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE MY NIECE, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Me: Lets just do it. *Kiss for two minutes and then pull away* I am jumping out the window.
Harry: That bad?
Me: Yup *jumps out the window*
Everyone: WE ARE FREE!!!
Me: just kidding. I can't die. I am immortal.
Harry: oh... I was hoping we could leave.
Me: You can never leave.
Me: *sweetly* Harry truth or dare?
Harry: dare. Wait no
Me: Too late. Harry I dare you to dress up in a banana suit and sing I am a banana.
Harry: *appears in a banana suit and starts singing I'm a Banana*
Everyone: *Everyone joins in and everything everywhere turns yellow*
Local News:
This just in. Everywhere you look is yellow. Anyone you look at is yellow. A group of teens is wearing banana suits and singing I am a banana song. There is nothing to do except to call this the banana phenomenon.
With the group:
Everyone is bouncing off walls in laughter.
Me: We will continue this next time!
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Harry Potter Truth or Dare
HumorThe characters of Harry Potter are playing truth or dare With ducks! That is pretty much it. Note: The books/movies do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owner.
