Due to me not updating this story that often, I have decided to make just one more chapter before ending it. I am sorry to those that enjoy this story but that is what is going to happen. This chapter is going to be a long one. Hope you enjoy.
Lightning: Hi Everyone. I have some very sad news.
Ginny and Luna: *sniffs*
Hermione: What news?
Lightning: Today is the last time we will play truth or dare and the last time you will see me.
Draco, Lucius, Blaise: Isn't that a good thing? I mean not playing truth or dare?
Lightning: I suppose...but unfortunately for you, today will be the most savage dares and I will just tell you what to do and film it. I will allow you to dare me as well.
Ginny: That sounds fair.
Draco: *glares* really fair? She is saying that we have to do every dare she tells us to.
Ginny: Yea I know. It could be worse though.
Harry: Yeah it could have been.
Lightning: Alright first dare. Voldemort, you have to tell your death eaters that they have to obey whatever Dumblewhore says. Including you. You also have to end the war.
Voldemort: WHY?
Lightning: Because I said so. GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?
Lightning: *takes out knives. Ducks take Bricks. And a moose shows up and challenges Voldemort*
Voldemort: You know what? I think I will do it...'
Lightning: *smiles wickedly* Great.
With Voldemort
Voldemort: Dumbledore, I call off the war accept any punishment I get and the Deatheaters will do whatever you want.
Dumbledore: *shocked* uh ok.
Voldemort: Please do inform the Ministry. I also accept every punishment you give me.
Dumbledore: o-okay.
Voldemort: bye *disapears*
Dumbledore: *Shocked*
With everyone else:
Harry: Just give me mine and put me out of my misery
Lightning: Unfortunately for you, you have multiple dares so I will be giving Lucius's dare next.
Lucius: Fine. Just tell me it.
Lightning: You must....describe the sky without using the words sky, white, or blue.
Everyone but Lucius: WHY DOES HE GET SUCH AN EASY DARE?!
Lightning: It isn't his only dare.
Everyone: OHHH
Lucius:...Ok. The thing is above of us and it is usually bright during the day and dark during the night. It has two colors including: *Blank* and *blank*...
Harry: Why did it *blank*?
Lightning: because he used blue and white.Did I mention what happens if it blanks? No? Ok so Lucius every time it blacks, you owe each person a million dollars. SO you owe each person 2 million dollars!
Ginny: i ain't complaining!
Lucius: BUT I WILL BE BROKE!
Hermione: not our problem.
Lucius: but..but
Lightning: don't worry. Cissa and Draco get a total of 4 million. So u have some money.
Cissa: I am a rich girl.
Lightning: Lucius continue.
Lucius: *crying* The thing above us is cruel and will never leave because unfortunately, it exists. The sky is...
Lightning: HA! You everyone 3 million!
Lucius: I QUIT! *jumps out the window*
Lightning: Can u guys go one day without jumping out the windows? I can't kill you because I would face the wrath of the fan girls but like Siriously. Stop killing yourselves!
Everyone: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lightning: *sigh and snaps her fingers and brings back Lucius*
Lucius: WHY?!
Lightning: your dare is over. Give 3 million to each person. Lets see...who is my next victim?
Everyone: NOT ME!
Lightning: OOH I know Blaise you are my victim.
Draco: nice knowing you mate.
Blaise: *sobs* What *sniff* is *sniff* my *sniff* dare?
Lightning: You have to go to the Grand Hall and ask Dumblewhore to have the stage. Then you have to dance and sing Senorita with Pansy (whom I just magically brought). Good luck it will go on youtube.
Afterwards
Blaise sobbing and dealing with the pain of being humiliated. The same with Pansy.
Lightning: Hermione you have to go a week without books. Draco you have to ..... go to Hogsmead and shout that u Draco Lucius Malfoy is dating this green apple! *holds up green apple*
Draco: WHATJSUNE!
With Draco
Draco: *clears throut* I Draco Lucius Malfoy have a confession to make. I have fallen in love with this green apple. Anyone hurt her and I will hex you into oblivion.
Hogsmead goes one: Has he lost his sanity or somthing?
Hogsmead goer two: Probably. Although he probably lost those the day he was born.
Hogsmead goer one: Yea you're right.
After that
Lightning: We will finish up next time! BYE!
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Harry Potter Truth or Dare
HumorThe characters of Harry Potter are playing truth or dare With ducks! That is pretty much it. Note: The books/movies do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owner.
