the Shaan story

good to see youre awake

its like 2:30 in the morning and like no ones awake like what the actual.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

ive lost my patience with these ninconpoops, i do SO much for them, they dont even get it. I feed them, i give them a soul mate, i give them a roof to live under, THEY ARE SO UNGRATEFUL!

...there's only one thing i can do, ONE OF THEM'S GONNA HAVE TO DIE ((:

probs not luke coz hes my bae, not hayes coz his nostrils are a warm and cosy sleeping bag for the winter, which only leaves... NASH.

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I slowly and carefully sneak up to where the boyz are sleepin and quitely load my rocket launcher.

i skillfully slipped the bullet thingy into the tube hole thing.

when doing that...i realised if i shot then i would probably take out all 3 of them and myself...SOOOOO... theres 2 options here.

1. i could take luke and hayes away to another place but die trying to prove a point

or

2. shoot and kill myself, my husband and some other two ugly blue eyed kids.

i decided to choose the 2nd option considering its easier and shit. so as i was about to pull the trigger, my baby nashy started to open his eyes.

"wHaT tHe FuCk, ShAaN?"...

TO BE CONTINUED