go to sleep or ill make you

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"WhAt ThE fUcK, sHaAn?" he spoke. tbh his morning breathe smelt like shit souffle with a topping of fish dirrahea and monkey piss. but i didnt mind it.

"morning my little care bear. did you sleep well?" i asked, hiding the bazooka behind my back.

"NO bItCh i didnt not FUKLING sleep well you inconsiderate, bubble gum dumb bum fuck. I hate you."

I LOST IT I SWEAR!! IF I WAS A CHEF HE WOULD BE STEAMING MY DIM SIMS RIGHT NOW!!

BOOM
...clap the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on and on and on... (that was uncalled for)

well, u guessed it, i died and so did the griers at that other kid from 6 seconds of winter.

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