the Shaan story

heaven lost an angel

GUESS ALL YOU WANT! THATS RIGHT, I DIDNT DIE, BUT THE REST DID! I GOT CAUGHT AND PUT IT JAIL FOR "kidnap, assault" and all this other bullshit.

im in a jail cell atm but thats not gonna stop me. im gonna break out.

As i searched around my room for supplies to escape, i looked under my bed to find...

a jackhammer.

what a let down, i was looking for a paperclip but this will have to do.

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i just jackhammered my way through the main prison wall and im making a run for it. no one's ever gonna know that i eacaped, i left no evidence except for a giant hole in the wall the size of a car but its barelt noticable.

as i ran theough the woods trying to fidn my way back to the city, i ran into... FATNISS EVERCREAM.

she was decouring her cream pie, as per usual, this didnt phase me. but their was something different...

her pie was blue

???

what the actual?

OH NO

i went up to fatniss and smaxked the pue out of her (or his, its kinda hard to tell) hands.

but i was too late.