[ Tanaka n Noya's private message chat ]
Bald.bitch : ...
Bald.bitch : bro
Bald.bitch : am I the only straight one in Karasuno?
Rolling.thunder : 😲😶
Rolling.thunder : m- maybe???
Rolling.thunder : *bisexual noises*
Rolling.thunder : I'm sorry for leaving the straight path bro
Rolling.thunder : it's just... Asahi...
Rolling.thunder : he's making me catch feelings bro
Bald.bitch : I understand bro 😔
Bald.bitch : does that mean I can have Kiyoko?
Rolling.thunder : isn't she going out with Yachi?
Bald.bitch : 🙃
Bald.bitch :
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Bald.bitch : but I like BOOBS
Rolling.thunder : but BOOBS like BOOBS
Bald.bitch : *sad straight noises*
Rolling.thunder : I'll still watch porn with u!
Bald.bitch : what about Asahi?
Rolling.thunder : he can't even look at my naked ass for 1 min without getting a nosebleed
Bald.bitch : F
Bald.bitch : let's watch the play boy bunny one
Bald.bitch : I heard the chick is an f cup 😏
Rolling.thunder : I think my dick doesn't react to boobs at this point
Bald.bitch : brO wHy-
Rolling.thunder : bLAmE AsAHi-
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Y'all know that Tanaka married Kiyoko when they become adults in the manga right?
So because of that, I figured that he'd probably be the only straight one left since he's the only one who got married.
Oh shit that was a spoiler-
Well uuh, sorry not sorry uwu
Love you bros, no homo tho
Unless..
😳

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