Oikawaii : Iwa-chaaaan
Oikawaii : why do u call me a pig???
Iwa-can't : because you're disgusting
Iwa-can't : and eat shit
Oikawaii : excuse u
Oikawaii : pigs are considered one of the smartest animal in the world
Oikawaii : and pigs are adorable!
Iwa-can't : and sleep on mud
Oikawaii : no they don't!
Oikawaii : Peppa Pig sleeps on her bed!
Oikawaii : and Peppa Pig is a boss bitch 😤
Iwa-can't : oh so now you're Peppa Pig?
Oikawaii : n o
Iwa-can't : I'm gonna tell Kunimi
Oikawaii : NO WAIT DON'T-
Oikawaii : HE'LL HACK MY ACCOUNT AND CHANGE MY USERNAME IF HE KNOWS
PeppaPigTM : too late hoe
PeppaPigTM : HOE DARE U-
PeppaPigTM : *HOW
PeppaPigTM : I RAISED U BETTER THAN THIS CHILD
PeppaPigTM : you're not my dad, you ugly ass
Iwa-can't : can I sleep now?
PeppaPigTM : IWA YOU MEANIE
PeppaPigTM : gnight Iwaizumi-san
PeppaPigTM : STOP HACKING PEOPLE'S ACCOUNTS KUNIMI
PeppaPigTM : ima sleep too, bye 👋
PeppaPigTM : ;w;
PeppaPigTM : maybe I should've come to Sheritozawa
PeppaPigTM : nah just kidding, only a dumbass would do that
PeppaPigTM : but you're a dumbass
PeppaPigTM : dumbass and trash are different
PeppaPigTM : that's rich coming from you
PeppaPigTM : why are u so edgy my child ;-;
PeppaPigTM : omg just let me be myself for once 🙄
PeppaPigTM : ah yes, the emo phase
PeppaPigTM : it's not a phase!!
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Doja cat's songs are super kinky
And "I Don't Know How But They Found Me" are an intresting band.
Also, Japanese music hits different. Especially songs made by "flower"
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