Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

cursed conversation (pt. 1) 😔😰💦

[ Mattsun and Makki's private chat.

This is based on me and my cursed friend's conversations on instagram.

Let's just say that the setting in this chapter happens after they started dating for a while.

Warning : very cursed- ]

Makking.milkshakes

yeehaw

Mattsun.is.stinky.uh.oh 

skrrt skrrt

hoot hoot

duolingo duolingo

French French

oui oui

delicioso deicioso

Muah muah

what is this conversation?

what language are we speaking?

crack

noice noice

yas yas

si si

pee pee

junky wunky

funky wunky

swiggity booty

tiddy tiddy

tatas

b00bies

two cakes

meat sacks

meatballs

balls of flesh

filled with swiggly unborn children

boneless kids

no brain kids

kids with no soul

kids who literally have to race inside the ovaries to be born

there can only be o n e

*shoots other sperm*

 Oh mfckn gad, she mcfkn dead

I do not see 😔

I did not shoot

It was I, your f a th er

I did not b r e a t h e

I d o n o t s p e r m

I w a s n o t u n b o r n

I w a s n o t y e e t e d

I w a s n o t v i b i n g i n t h e r e

I w a s n o t v i b i n i n T hE b a L s

 w a s n o t v i b i n i n t h e p u s s y

I w A s V i B i n In m E d A d ' S m E A t

I waS v i b i n in s oM e b a l l s

This conversation is cursed

our whole existence is cursed

Everything is cursed

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Sometimes, I question my sanity whenever I text my friend and do cursed shit.

But hey, we're both cursed, so fuck good deeds, I'll keep talkin abt meAT

Prepare my horrible writings, burn them down, and get ready to abandon Asahi- I mean, your religion.

Oniku Kamisama bitches 🙏