dukeceit

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me: *rises janus and remus up*

janus: how tf-

me: *shoves a photo of dukeceit in their faces* enjoy

remus: approved

janus: w-whAT? N-NO- A-AND WHY ARE WE HERE??

me: hehehehehhehehe dukeceit

virgil: oh yeah

roman: oui.

a6d: why is everyone speaking french-

me: janus is a short tsundere snake

janus: im legit taller than u

me: ...we dont talk about that

kayden: a lot of people ar-

me: duDE WHAT I THOUGHT I YEETED U OUT OF THE UNIVERSE

kayden: get rekt bitch, thanks for helping me bill :>

bill: no problem

me: BILL WHAT THE FUCK

bill: idk he seemed desperate

bbh: *screaming into a pillow in a corner*

kayden: why not react to matidre-

me: no. this is dukeceit. and dukeceit only. stfu.

kayden: i-.. ok-.. im just gonna-..*leaves*

janus: *gasps and looks at bill* R WE B R O T H E R S ?

bill: i- do i- know you?..

me: bro istg, yall look the same to me

bill: excuse me how??

me: idk

janus: YOURE MY BROTHER NOW. YES. *hugs bill*

bill: i-

dipper: *h i s s*

bill: AWW UR A LITTLE CAT

janus: *slowly backs away*

roman: *virgil flashbacks*

virgil: *vietnam flashbacks*

dipper: no shut up

bill: awww are you jealouusss??

dipper: n-no wtf

bill: lies

logan: *rises up* i was summoned by FALSEHOOD

me: i-

roman: how did u get here?

logan: wow- okay- wrong time- ill go- *sinks out*

ron: i am so fucking confused

bbh: i. will. scream. stop. swearing. language.

me: o-ok- calm down buddy-

bbh: *hyperventilating*

me: i-its fine- have some tea- *gives him tea*

bbh: *sits down and sips tea*

me: there we are- gooood boy-

bbh: *calms down*

me: *pats his head* ok we're good now

skeppy: bro i left for like 2 minutes is he good

me: no hes not

a6d: shi-

me: A6D SHUT UP.

a6d: .

light: hi

me: wOaH wOAh wOaH wOoOOoAh where did U come from??

light: idk

me: go away u dont exist here

light: fine *flies away*

me: ok im safe now

janus: tf was that

me: some random person-- don't worry ehehe-

skeppy: not gonna question it

janus: ok so nOw cAN wE mOVe tO tHE nExT sHIp

remus: awh whAt

me: fineee

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