people reacting to ships i guess

jerrick

me: aight here u go, this was legit my first ship in rick and morty lol *yeets jerrick*

rick: euGH u shipped me with that dumbass jERRY? what the fUck

me: dude, you gotta admit, ya know, pure hatred, turned into lovers like-

rick: yeah yeah whatever

virgil: yo i think that kid over there is jealous

morty: N-NO IM NOT!

me: lol i sense jealousy

morty: no! s-s-stop it!

me: hehe

rick: wtf is wrong with u guys

me: ..................a lot of things tbh

roman: wellwhenitcomestoheryeah-

me: WHAT WAS THAT ROMAN?? YOU- DO YOU- WANNA REPEAT THAT??

roman: oh god- i- jeez- chill-

me: I HAVEN SLEPT IN- IN- UHM- LIKE UH- 2 DAYS SO- UHM AKSJISNDJWND

logan: ...thats not healthy

me: IDGAF IF ITS HEALTHY OR NOT AHAHA YEEEEE

morty: jeez i-is she okay?

rick: clearly not morty shes acting worse than i do when im drunk

me: sH-SHUT UP WHAT DO YOU MEAN AHAHAJDIEJEIWJ

summer: i'm still here??

me: G-G-GET HER- GET HER THE FUCK OUTTA HERE IDK- I-I DONT CARE FOR HER- SHES TRASH-

summer: wait what?

rick: excuse me how am i supposed to do that without my portal gun??

me: oH yEAh rIgHT uH- *yeets summer in a corner and knocks her out* ight that should do it

morty: W-W-WHAT THE HELL?? S-SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??

me: jeez chill dude she doesnt matter rn

rick: fair enough

morty: B-BUT-

me: morty stfu we're reacting to ships here

bill: jesus-

dipper: did you really need to do that??

me: well no but, whatever

morty: I-

me: morty shh its okayyy

morty: B-BUT-

rick: morty if you shut up i'll..i'll give you..cuddles later?

me: ..........pFFTTTT- HAHAHAH THATS JUST— THATS JUST MORE PROOF YALL ARE CANON

rick: iTs a gRAnDfAThEr gRAnSOn tHIng dUMbaSs

me: uh huuhh yeeaahh

rick: so, morty, will you shut the fuck up?

morty: .....f-fine..b-but only if you promise!

rick: hhhhhhajsjsijdksjdj

morty: well?

rick: ......fine i promise

morty: yay!

me: hot

rick: next ship or-

me: idk should i end it here??

remus: idgaf

me: hOLY SHI- OH MY GOD U SCARED ME

remus: its a talent of mine :)

me: remind me why hes still here

janus: because dukeceit..

me: oh, uh, right uhm-

remus: .

me: eh fuck it lets move to the..hh..the next ship.

draco: oh no

mabel: ooooh! does that mean another fandom?

me: no..well..maybe? idk maybe after the next 4 chapters i'll add another dumbass fandom

dipper: cool

me: for some reason i miss skeppy and bbh

patton: didn't you say-

me: shut up.

virgil: eXCUSE ME—

morty: next ship?

me: ight..here we goooo,,

mabel: eeee!

me: wUBBALUBBADUBDUUBB

rick: hEY THATS MY CATCH PHRASE-