people reacting to ships i guess

style

kayden: south park? :3

me: DUDE I-

light: well u gotta add another fandom now u said u would

bill: yeah u did

me: what?? when did i ever say that??

dipper: welllll..

me: dont you fucking dare flashback or i will-

bill: -proceeding flashback-

me: GOD DAMMI-

•flaaasshhbaaaccck•

me: eh fuck it lets move to the..hh..the next ship.

draco: oh no

mabel: ooooh! does that mean another fandom?

me: no..well..maybe? idk maybe after the next 4 chapters i'll add another dumbass fandom

dipper: cool

•end of the flaaasshhbaaacck•

me: I SAID MAYBE! i didnt say i will!

kayden: yeah well you kinda have to now👀

me: oh fuck you

rick: do it! do it! do it!

summer: *kinda waking up* huh..? what the fuck is going on here..? and why does my head hurt??

me: uhh- *knocks her out again with a random stick* we dont talk about that.

morty: jeez..

patton: are you gonna do it kiddo?

me: yeah but im just warning you, dont get on cartman's bad side because i love and care about you all too much for you to ever do that

everyone: wait what?!

me: WOOO SOUTH PARK FANDOM YEEAAH *summons stan, kyle, cartman and kenny*

everyone: :O

stan: ...dude..what the fuck?

kyle: what the hell?

cartman: *asleep*

patton: OHMIGOSHITSSOCUTEJAJDBE

logan: calm down patton- its ok-

kyle: *slaps cartman* wake up fatass!

cartman: HUH- WHA- where are wE-

stan: uh excuse me! where are we and why are we here??

me: uuhhhhhh unknown reasons.

kenny: wait what-

me: so, stan, kyle, u know how the japanese ppl made tweek and craig gay👀

kyle: uhh..

stan: yeah?

me: WELL CONGRATULATIONS THEY'RE DOING THE SAME WITH YOU TWO ASWELL! *yeets a photo of style at them*

stan: WHAT?

kyle: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING FOR?

me: idk

cartman: haha fags

kyle: shut up cartman!

stan: I DISAGREE WITH BEING HERE

me: well i agree and i have power over u all hahahahahahaha

kayden: except me :>

me: stfu gay boi

kayden: :((

stan: can we leave now? we did what you wanted us to do!

me: but like u didnt tho

stan: just tell us what we can do so i can go home! dad will kill me if i don't get there on time! anything! please!

kyle: stan- i dont think you shouldve said 'anything'!

me: heheheheheheheheheheHEHEHEHE HE CANT TAKE IT BACK NOOOWWW

stan: oh shit

kayden: wait didnt u ship kyle and ken-

me: shh im a multishipper dumbass

kayden: oh yea

kenny: what-

me: stan. can. you. kiss. kyle. :)

stan: w-what?! n-no! hes my best friend i-i can't do that!

me: dude ive kissed my best friend before, u can kiss him anywhere idc just as long as u kiss him

stan: b-but-

me: 'aNYthINg! pLeASe!'

stan: ugh, fine!

kyle: you're not actually gonna do it right? t-this is a joke!

stan: sorry dude,

kyle: bUT-

stan: *kisses kyle's cheek* there! done!

me: pErFEctIOn..hehehehe-

stan: well? can i go home now?

me: not just yeeetttt...

stan: what why?!

me: cartman did u record it??

cartman: yep.

me: lets go👏🏻

stan: NO GOD DAMMIT WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT?!

me: chill my dude

stan: k-kyle?!

kyle: *shrugs*

kenny: *giggles*

me: riiick, do u have the time stopping thingy

rick: uh yeah for some reason i do, why?

me: i need u to stop time for stan

rick: uhh yeah sure whatever, how long?

me: uuuhhh maybe 2-3 days idk

rick: yeah 2 days work *presses the button thing*

me: alright congratulations stan time has stopped for u

kyle: woah

stan: s-so i have to stay longer?

me: yep.

stan: fuck

me: its ok ur bf kyle will comfort u

stan: HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

me: suree

mabel: can we go to the next ship?! :D

me: alright fine

everyone: yAy

me: NEEEXXTT SHHIIIPPP