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"Duck auto-erection"

[Sunday, May 17, 2020]

Hey Keith, you busy?

Sent : 03:39 pm

I'm bringing my mom's corpse from the gay rage

Received : 03:41 pm

Uh....... TF?

Sent : 03:42 pm

Shit I meant Camaro not corpse and Garage not gay rage

Received : 03:45 pm

Duck auto-erection

Received : 03:46 pm

Wtf I meant auto-erection

Received : 03:47 pm

Mother ducker how do I turn this off

Received : 03:48 pm

Oh my God Keith I can't breathe rn

Sent : 03:49 pm

You're stuck in auto correct mode

Sent : 03:50 pm

I'm diving with one hand I can't fix it

Received : 03:51 pm

*diving

Received : 03:52 pm

*driving

Received : 03:52 pm

My phone hates me

Received : 03:53 pm

Wait you're texting me while driving!? Do you have a death wish??

Sent : 03:54 pm

I'm wearing seat elfs don't worry

Received : 03:55 pm

Seat elf's... please I can't take this anymore stop-

Sent : 03:56 pm

SEATBELTS oh God

Received : 03:58 pm

That's not helping your case in the slightest, you shouldn't text while driving. Plus it's illegal! Don't make me go on a rant about breaking laws Keith, it's not gonna be pretty.

Sent : 03:59 pm

What was I supposed to do? Not sex u back?

Received : 04:01 pm

*TEXT dammit

Received : 04:02 pm