Don't ask me

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Sin: I can't see shit.

Kris: what the- WHO TOUCHED MY BUTT?!

Kyouka: Why are you even asking? It's obvious idiot- Sin did.

Sin: Hey-!

Damien: I-It was me. I'm sorry, Kris, it was an accident.

Kris: It's okay but SOMEONE IS STILL TOUCHING MY BUTT.

Cole: Oops! My bad, I thought it was Luce's.

Luce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Kris: This isn't funny, someone's still touching my butt!

Kyouka: This time's Sin, for sure.

Trevor: It isn't Sin...

Everyone: ...

Kris: ...Please stop it.

Trevor: Hey, I already have.

Sin: Okay, it really was me this time, but in my defense I think I deserve to touch my boyfriend's butt more than the rest.

Kris: WHAT YOU DESERVE IS A SLAP.

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Dimitri: I hated you. Now I hate you less.

Oliver: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!

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Oliver: [kicks door open looking panicked] 

Revy: What did you do? 

Oliver: NOBODY DIED.

Revy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Trevor: HEY! 

Cole, whispering: Shh, Luce is sleeping.  

Trevor, whispering: Oh sorry. 

Cole, whispering: What's up? 

Trevor, whispering: The house is on fire.

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Cole: Breathe if you think I'm cute hehe. <3 

Avery: 

Trevor: 

Lucian: 

Cole: Guys, you're turning blue-

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Nathan: loses oliver in a crowd 

Nathan: 

Nathan: 

Nathan: Thank god, finally.

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[after hearing that avery likes bad boys] 

Trevor: Am I a bad boy? 

Cole: Yeah you are.

Trevor, getting excited: How bad am I?

Cole: You're a fucking nightmare to be honest.

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Trevor: So, I heard you liked bad boys. 

Avery: What? 

Trevor, smirking: Tell him, Cole. 

Cole: He's literally the worst.

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Cole: shining a flashlight under the bed 

Cole, whispering: Hey there little bud. You ready to come out yet? 

Trevor: demonic screeching 

Cole: Understandable, have a good day.

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Trevor: [ sees a bee on Cole's arm ] 

Trevor: [ rolls up newspaper ] 

Trevor: [ takes a deep breath ] 

Trevor, using the newspaper as a megaphone: THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOUR ARM!

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Revy, looking at Lumia: One taught me love.

Revy, looking at Namu: One taught me kindness. 

Revy: [sees oliver chewing on a tide pod because nathan dared him to] 

Revy: one taught me mY BROTHER IS FUCKING STUPID- OLIVER PUT THAT DAMN TIDE POD DOWN OR SO HELP ME GO–

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Namu: If I'm being honest... I really look up to you.  

Oliver: Because you're short?

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Lucian: Cole, has anyone told you that you're beautiful? 

Cole, blushing: No.  

Lucian: Well don't feel too bad about it, there's always tomorrow.

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Cole: [walks into trevor's room] Hey, what are you doing? 

Trevor: quickly shuts laptop lid U- Uh nothing. 

Cole: Oh my god were you watching- 

Trevor: NO!  

Cole: Its okay just tell me.  

Trevor: I WAS NOT! 

Cole: GUYS I CAUGHT HIM WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL AGAIN!

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Trevor: For your birthday I bought you Netflix. 

Avery: Thanks! I was tired of sharing the account with my sister.

Trevor: You just wanted an account...? 

Avery: Well yeah? Why, what did you buy me?

Trevor, handing him a file: Netflix.

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Carly: Hey what's your favourite piece of art?

Chime: Pistachio.

Caramel: Its Picasso, you midget.

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Mocha: Some people are like slinkies.

Damien: Explain.

Mocha: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Damien: Please don't push Suga down the stairs.