Don't ask me

Random 6

Caramel: I have a picture of Chime and Carly in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and look at it.

Luther: Aww.

Caramel: It comforts me knowing that if I can put up with these demons, I can survive anything.

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Luther: For self-defense reasons, I'll pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Carly: Okay.

Caramel: Sure.

Luther: Give me all your money if you want to live.

Carly: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Caramel: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

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Kyouka: okay so I have this bowl and we're gonna put everything we love in it. 

Sin: raises hand 

Kyouka: No Sin, we're not going to put Kris in the bowl. 

Sin: lowers hand

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Suga: Hey, are you okay? You didn't sleep at all last night.  

Damien: I got a solid eight minutes.

Damien: Not consecutively but it's fine you're not even that blurry.

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Kyouka: I've lost everything. I've even lost my sunglasses. 

Sin, looking at the sunglasses on top of Kyouka's head: I'll help you find them for twenty dollars.

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Mocha: Hey Damien 

Damien: Yes? 

Mocha: Can a person breathe inside of a washing machine while it's on?

Damien:

Damien: Where's Suga?

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sin: There's only one way to decide... rock, paper, scissors! 

kris: [scissors] 

sin: [rock] 

 kris: ( •́ ‸ •̀ ) 

sin: No no, don't cry, you won!! This rock is soft!!!

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Interviewer : What's the scariest thing you can think of?

Lucian: Clowns? 

Avery: Spiders.

Trevor: Failing to avenge my dead family. 

 Cole: Luce when he's mad at me.

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Revy: Oliver, I'm gonna have to confiscate your kazoo.

Oliver: Why?

Revy: Because you've been playing "I want it that way" on it for 6 hours straight, I need to sleep.

Oliver: [hands over the kazoo]

Revy: Thank you. [leaves] 

Oliver: [pulls out another kazoo]

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Cole: You need to calm down.

Trevor, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR ???

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Luther: How do you feel about children? 

Caramel: I mean they're okay. if I saw one I probably wouldn't throw a rock at it. 

Luther: ...Why would you throw a rock at a child? 

Caramel: I just said I wouldn't.

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Trevor: Luce I know you drank some of my hot chocolate, I KNOW YOU DID. 

Lucian: I'm sorr- 

Trevor: And I'm not even mad that you drank it, I'm mad because you drank out of my sLYTHERIN CUP, YOU'RE A FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF-

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Chime: I'm a ninja

Carly: No you're not.

Chime: Yes I am. Did you see that?

Carly: What?

Chime: Exactly.

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Revy: Namu said a bad word today. 

Oliver: Where the flippity fuck did he learn that from?

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Lucian: [smiles]

Cole: [puts on sunglasses] 

Cole: I didn't know there were two suns.

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Trevor: I'm never going to use math in the real world! 

[later that day] 

Lucian: Okay, we go on the count of three. 

Trevor [under his breath]: Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck-

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Lucian: What does "thot" mean? 

Avery: It means that you're a thoughtful person. Now go play somewhere else, I'm busy.

later at dinner 

Lucian: Pass me the salt.

Cole: Here.

Lucian, smiling: Thanks Cole, you're such a thot.

Cole: spits out water

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Kris: I like to wear Sin's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can— [smacks sin]

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[police sirens wailing in the distance]

Cole, who has done nothing wrong in his life: Oh my god, they're coming for me.

Oliver, the one that they're actually after: You better run.