Don't ask me

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Trevor: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing? 

Avery: A glass of water is an inanimate object therefore it's wholly incapable of even answering your absurd question. 

Trevor:

Trevor: W-Water you d-doing?

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Lucian, answering the phone: Hello? 

Killer: I can see you. 

Lucian: Oh. 

Lucian: Do you want to come inside? It's chilly outside and it'd be bad if you caught a cold. You can have dinner with me if you'd like! 

Killer: 

Killer, tearing up: That would be nice.

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Dimitri: Since you need a brain to get a brain cancer,

Dimitri: Oliver Devllyn is safe.

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Lucian: Avery, are you sad? 

Avery: No, go away. 

Lucian: You want a hug? 

Avery: NO.  

Lucian: I baked you some cookies. 

Avery: I SAID STOP- 

Avery, being hugged by lucian: ...Why are you like this? I'm supposed to be mean.

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Oliver: There's only two ways to do things; the wrong way, and my way. 

Namu: Isn't that the same as the wrong way? 

Oliver: Yes, but faster.

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Nathan: Nobody is perfect.  

Dimitri: [walks in] 

Nathan: There are exceptions.

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Avery: What do we do now? We need an adult.  

Cole: I'm an adult. 

Avery: We need a different adult.

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Cole: I really like Eminem. 

Lucian: I prefer skittles. 

Cole: No, I mean the rapper.  

Lucian: Why would you eat the wrapper?

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Oliver: [sneaking into the house wearing an oversized coat] 

Revy: What's in your coat? 

Oliver's coat: meows 

Oliver: Drugs.

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Namu: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that? 

Revy: Just give him a minute.  

Oliver: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull] 

Revy, filming: Push harder!

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Nathan: Daddy~ ♡ 

Dimitri: Doesn't know whether to like it, be embarrassed, concerned, afraid, worried, surprised or feel compared to with his father and be offended.

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Lucian: [eating a cinnamon roll] 

Cole: Cannibalism. 

Lucian: [innocent, confused chewing noises]

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Avery: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms. 

Trevor, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: Fuck.

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Nathan, at the Sistine Chapel: Michelangelo painted this.  

Oliver: I'm not stupid Nathan, I know the ninja turtles aren't real.

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Revy: You're so dramatic. 

Oliver: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano]: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Trevor, lying awake in bed: Hey are you asleep yet? 

Avery: Yes.  

Trevor: Alright, I won't bother you then. 

 [one hour later]

Trevor:

Trevor: Wait a minute.

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Lucian: If they want to see the sun, why don't astronauts just visit the sun at night? 

Trevor: Because it'll be too dark to see anything. And the sun would be sleeping so they should let it rest! 

Cole: I think I just lost my last brain cell listening to this conversation.

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Avery: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? 

Lucian: They're for the crows. 

Avery: Why are you making pancakes for the crows? 

Lucian: Because they don't know how.

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Lumia, pats Revy's stomach: Revy, eat properly, you're eating for two now. 

Oliver, horrified: You don't mean...??! 

Lumia: That's right. She's got a tapeworm.

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Oliver: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Cole: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god. 

Trevor: 

Trevor: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?