No sir you aren't the greatest
No ma'am you aren't the best
You don't amount to anything
Please put your mind to rest
No dear you aren't that funny
No love you aren't that smart
You're worth just next to nothing
You're not a work of art
I know that I am wasteful
I know I have no use
I know I was created
To tolerate abuse
You might think you have meaning
You might think you have worth
Well you should know that that's not true
Been useless since your birth
I know that I'm annoying
I know that I'm a drag
You should know that you're the same
You have no right to brag
You surely know you're worthless
You surely must regret
But most of us relate to you
So please don't be upset
Your life will have no impact
Your death makes people sad
So don't take it for granted
And love the life you've had
:)
