Mitsuri: *running through butterfly estate* nonononononononono
Shinobu: oh hi mitsuri-
Mitsuri: *punches shinobu in the stomach*
Shinobu: *doubled over in pain* w-what the fuck
Mitsuri: you are one of my very best friends, and i can not stand here and watch you throw away your life like this
Shinobu: *visible confusion*
Mitsuri: you're too young
Shinobu: wh-
Mitsuri: YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL
Shinobu: w-what the fuck are you talking about
Mitsuri: i'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now
Giyuu: ...
Giyuu: see ya
Shinobu: I'M NOT PREGNANT
Mitsuri: not after that punch you're not, i've been taking muay thai classes
Shinobu: i was never pregnant, MITSURI
Mitsuri: uh-uh....are you sure
Shinobu: YES I'M FUCKING SURE
Oyakata: i'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here
Mitsuri: oh, i found this positive pregnancy test in the-
Oyakata: *punches shinobu in the stomach*
Shinobu: OH MOTHERFUCKER-
