all the upper moons and muzan wouldn't be able to function normally in the real world because they would be too infatuated with turning on and off a garbage disposal. change my mind.
Douma: oooh what does this button do
Garbage disposal: *rrrrrr*
Everyone: *gasp*
Muzan: *turns it off*
Everyone: *more collective gasping*
Akaza: do it again
Kokoshibou: *turns it on*
Daki: it's so pretty
Hantengu: *crying* it's the best thing i've ever seen in my life
Gyokko: that's pathetic
Hantengu: *mumbling* you're pathetic
Akaza: *whispering* i will find a way to defeat you
Kokoshibou: ...no comment
Douma: i have an idea
Muzan: no, you can't stick your hand in it
Douma: but mommmmm
Daki: *sticks her hand in the disposal* THEN I WILL
Gyutaro: DAKI NO-