Billy; *To reader and Author Chan* "Okay, I'm gonna try this Tik Tok shit, I'm gonna prank the fellas and they won't know what's coming their way....alright, here we go".
Billy; *Recording* "So, I have a jar of Nutella...I'm gonna put some on my hand, call Finn over to bring me some toilet paper, and it's gonna smear on him and he'll think it's shit" *starts snickering*
Billy; "FINN! DID YOU FINISH THE TOILET PAPER!?"
Finn; "No!? I haven't even taken a shit! I've been chillin' over here with Sal and Weasel for the past 15 minutes!"
Billy; "WELL, WHO THE FUCK FINISHED IT!? I NEED TO WIPE MY ASS!!"
Finn, Sal, and Weasel; *Extremely confused*
Sal; "Nobody used the restroom, though...."
Billy; "Are you guys still there!? Why the fuck is everything quiet!?"
Sal; "We'll bring some right now!! Just wait!"
Finn; *Opens door half way* "Here"
Billy; "Thanks, Finn" *Closes door*
Finn; *Muffled shout* "WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKK!? THERE'S SHIT ON MY HANDSSSSS!!! BILLLLYY!!! WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKK!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Billy; *Laughing in tears*
Finn; *Bangs on door* "BILLLLYY!!! I'M GONNA KIICKKK YOUR ASSSSSS!!!"
Me/Author Chan; "It was at this moment....Billy knew....
......HE FUCKED UP........"
YOU ARE READING
Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚
