Me; *Sleeping*
Primis Dempsey; *Quietly sneaks in my room*
Me; *Still asleep*
Dempsey; *Goes close to my bed*
Time; 4:00 AM
Dempsey; *Grins maliciously*
Me; *Eyes closed* "Get the fuck out of my room, you fool. I know your there"
Dempsey; *Thinks* HOW DOES SH-
Me; *Pulls out la chancla*
Dempsey; "Oh shit, oh shit! I'll go! Calm down!" *Runs out*
Primis Nikolai; *Slides out from under my bed*
Me and Nikolai; *Elbow High-five*
(Y'ALL, WE IN THE CORONAVIRUS! Only elbow handshakes are allowed -.-)
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Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚
