At home-
Billy; *To self* "I don't know what they plan on doing to me....I'm sca...WHAT? I'm not scared...?"
Finn; *Recording* "Billy, let's go! Your appointment's about to start"
Billy; "I'm going...."
At the hospital-
Billy; *Asleep, then wakes up*
Finn; "Morning"
Billy; "wHeRe ArE wE, fInN?"
Finn; "We're at the hospital"
Billy; "Oh hell nah, I dOn'T wAnT tO dIe! WhAt ArE tHeY gOnNa Do To Me?"
Finn; "They just want to see why you keep having stomach aches"
Billy; *Eyeballs Richtofen* "BrOthEr? Why am I wearing this outfit?"
(PRIMIS) Richtofen; "Because you are my patient"
Billy; "Are yOu GonNa KiLl mE?"
Finn; *Trying not to laugh* "No, he's gonna give you a checkup"
Billy; "DoEs He HaVe tO lOoK aT mY aSs? WhAt AbOuT mY nIpPleS?"
Finn and Richtofen; *Laughing*
Billy; "I'm GonNa StAy uNdEr ThE cOvErS iF hE dOeS. I dOn'T wAnT tO sEe My- OooOOOoOOoOoh......."
Finn; *Holds Billy's hand* It's okay"
Billy; *Terrified* "AnYonE eLsE sEeIng hOleS iN tHe WaLls?"
Finn; *Hands Billy a picture to shut him up* "Billy, look"
Billy; *Looks at himself and Finn* "WhO aRe ThOsE tWo HaNdSoMe pEoPlE?"
Finn; *Laughs* "It's me and you with Al, Sal, and Richtofen"
Billy; "We lOoK hAwT"
Finn; "No, you look really beautiful"
Billy; *Gone* "I'm BeAuTiFuL?"
Finn; *Flirty tone* "Yes"
Billy; *Closes eyes for a split second* *OpEn* "CaN i HaVe A wAfFLE, bRoThEr?"
Richtofen; *In the background* "No, but you can have a milkshake"
Billy; "CaN i HaVe A cHoCoLaTe MiLkShAkE?"
Richtofen; "Yes, you can also have a chocolate chip cookie"
Billy; *Starts crying* "I'm such an asshole, I don't deserve to be treated good"
Richtofen; "No, your okay"
Finn; "Don't cry, Billy"
Billy; *Closes eyes for ANOTHER split second, and opens them* "bRoThA, w-WaSs YoUr NaMe? Rich....to...fen?"
Richtofen; "Rick-to-fen"
Billy; *Cries in defeat*
Finn; *Laughing quietly in the background*
Billy; *Stops crying* "Can I have tHe CaMeRa?"
Finn; "Here"
Billy; "HeY, HaNdSoMe MaN"
Finn; *Covering his laugh*
Richtofen; *Gives Billy his milkshake* "Here, son"
Billy; *Stares at drink* "DiD sAL mAkE tHiS?"
Richtofen; *Laughs* "No, the nurse did"
Billy; *Drinks and gives camera back to Finn*
Finn; *Whispers* "He's goneeee!" *cuts video*
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Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚