Me; *Playing Buried online and recording* "DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Leave the dude be. He doesn't have a mic, fucker" -.-
Billy and Dempsey; *Stare at Author Chan/Me*
Person on the game using mic; "And if I don't? Whatcha gonna do, bitch?"
Me; *EARRAPE RAGE* "HUSH, HUSH, KID. YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP. If I could, I would've grabbed that headset you have and would've shoved it up your A-"
Richtofen; 0-0 *Inserts censor beep* "The children can't hear that insult :3"
Takeo; "A very dishonorable word..."
Sal; *Mind* "Oh, shit. She got that from me... I-"
Weasel (Al); "Here Author Chan, let me say something to them :>"
Me; "Okay UwU"
Weasel (Al);
"SPEAK MOTHERFUCKER. Say one more thing and I will drop kick your dumbass to the ground!! Especially if it's to me, Sal, Finn, or (My name, but not saying what it is :3). ESPECIALLY BILLY, if you touch my bae, you finna be thrown off the bus on TranZit, MY GUY. Don't try me!"
Me; *Cuts video* •~•
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Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorosMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚