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a few sexual things mentioned? like it really isnt much but i'm just putting this here in case there's an innocent soul :)

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GodOfDestruction
I can't believe they left us on read

Turtle
oh we did? i had no idea. at all.

and why so filthy, we could just
be giving each other a massage

Limario
yes because a massage will make you say
"oHh fUck mE haRdeR"

GucciGang
LOL WHAT THAT WAS IN THE RECORDING?

Limario
listen closely at about the 10s mark
then you can hear it

MusclePig
wah you're right and that's rare

Limario
honestly
fuck you

MusclePig
sure, your dorm at 10?

Limario
wait what, i mean
sure

JisooYaaah
wait what NO
NOT IN MY HOUSE GO FUCK IN THE
STREETS IDC BUT NOT HERE

Jendeukie
if this happens we're kicking you out
lisa

Limario
oh dont act all innocent, we all know
you and tae did it on the couch

PinkPrincess
WHAT

Jendeukie
wtf who said that

Limario
jisoo¿

Jendeukie
brb needa get my baseball bat

JisooYaaah
fuck

Limario
wait so yall actually did it? oN THE
COUCH??? I SAT THERE LATER YOU
KNOW

GucciGang
calm down lisa, if we did there'd be
evidence obviously

Limario
oh ok good

Pasta
waitwait lets go back to yoongi and hoseok

Limario
riGHT so @Turtle explain why you
said that phrase then

Turtle
uhhh we were um
role-playing ????

HappyHorsie
its fine, no point denying it
they caught us lmao

MusclePig
OH SO YALL DID THE DEED?
BUT CONGRATS

Turtle
thats not the point dumbass

HappyHorsie
the point is we got together so lets
forget the matter of whether we did
the nAstY or not, okie

PinkPrincess
dont try weasling your way outta this i saw
the bedsheets today morning

Turtle
what
@HappyHorsie YOU SAID YOU'D WASH THEM
EARLY

HappyHorsie
guess i overslept and then jin saw me
out of my room and doing laundry, of
ALL things
so, of course, he found it too
suspicious to let me go without an
interrogation

AND DONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME I
TOLD YOU I SHOULDN'T HAVE PULLED
OUT

Turtle
WHETHER OR NOT YOU PULLED OUT
DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT YOU
WOKE UP LATE AND DIDNT WASH IT OFF
IN TIME

JamlessBoy
well we all know who's the dom now-

MusclePig
yeah
for all the effort to hide the fact yall did
the dEeD, you sure are revealing all the
details now 👀

Turtle
ah yes hobi is a beast in bed

GodOfDestruction
Yes and its tmi, so please shut up

JamlessBoy
yes please
wait but i want to know, how did yall
get together? like, didnt hoseok like
yugyeom?

HappyHorsie
ohh that, well, yugyeom recently got a
girlfriend and when i heard the news,
i didnt feel sad or anything for that
matter

so then i guessed that i had gotten over
my crush on him and only like yoongi
now

GucciGang
wAH so the ship has sailed indeed
congratulations :D

Jendeukie
last long yess

PinkPrincess
i'm all for supporting you but please tone
it down next time too okay

JamlessBoy
lol i agree, and congratulations :)

Pasta
congrats!! now all that is left is
jinsoo
taennie
liskook

MusclePig
ah right about that
lisa and i are dating

Limario
soon
today is our first date

PinkPrincess
yall youngsters move fast

Jendeukie
do yall need condoms

MusclePig
eye-

JisooYaaah
jennie you're supposed to tell them not
to do it on the first date NOT give them
the needed items

Turtle
if you're going to give, his size is XS

MusclePig
hyUNG itS NOT

Limario
aww its ok kookie i'll love you however
tiny your junior is

MusclePig
you just wait for tonight

JisooYaaah
pls save your dirty talk for later
now what question we shd be focussing
on is why does jennie have condoms

Pasta
oh yeah, why do you have them unnie?

Jendeukie
good question

Limario
WAIT HOLD UP-
SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY
AND YOU DIDNT TELL US?

Jendeukie
OMFG
wHY do you literally sPEED DIVE into
the most eXTREME conclusions possible

Pasta
because shes lisa, duh

Jendeukie
fair enough
i got them as a birthday gift from joohyun
and gang when i was with my previous
boyfriend 🤡

JisooYaaah
HAHAHA okay that's just expected of
them

Limario
why'd you keep them

Jendeukie
to give you for tonight darling ;)
i dont want mini manobans and jeons yet,
two "grown" ones are enough

PinkPrincess
more than enough*

MusclePig
hyung why are you like this
i've been such a good boy today

PinkPrincess
dont play innocent
you told me TO MY FACE that Jennie's
cooking was better than mine

MusclePig
you always told me not to lie :(
and you need to taste it, its *chefs kiss

Limario
please never say or text that again
i've got a horrible image of you trying to
do the chef's kiss and i think i'm now
mentally scarred for life

PinkPrincess
and get out of the dorm because i
officially disown you

JamlessBoy
i can help you pack up to leave faster :)

MuscePig
damn, what great friends i have

Limario
HAHAHAHA 😈

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ehh not really proud of this chapter because it seems rather dry :/ any suggestions to improve wld be appreciated !