[Discontinued]A Whole New Dimension[Kimetsu No Yaiba]

004 '69'

It was 3 A.M when I write this. Ah, im a crackhead and be proud mothers. You dont know if I was born in your room while u sleep

What am I sayIng- anyWAY THANKS FOR READING THIS CRACK FIC SJCBSKAL

BAsically a short one because I dont know any better and my therapist says I have 3 iq

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It's been an hour since I was knocked up. Wish I was knock up in other way by Muzan himself. " OH NO- I'M BEING LIKE THAT FE-FEMI-FMEINIA-jddhisnsla fuck it. TRAIN GENDERED DEMON!!!! "

Pretty sure I should just make that Biwa waifu tremble with Y/N MIGHTY ROAR- it's like, I roar, I demand for keys, she be soooo scared and then give it me.
I cough while drink a cup of imagination water as I inhale, " 6 PLUS 9 IS SEX. I MM A WRECK YOUR ASS BIWA BITCH, LOVE YOU THO HHHHHHHHHH-!!!!!!! "

Than her being scared like my coolest and smart plan she just change the fucking place. Now I don't know where I am. I let out a long sigh as I took out harmonica out off my ass " My ass is still tight as ever. No cactus were hurt " Deciding to play the harmonica like the ol' time in jail, sadly, spooder bit-botch was there. I wonder if he has those pigeons eyesight, can see his butt and whats infront of him. Probably don't but damn he still hawt tho.
" Done, day dreaming " " OH No-no-noooo, I haven't finished Shrek movie in my head yet. Gimme a few minutes " That spooder let out a 'tsk' as he stare at me with his eyes, uhh, six, eight, nevermind, sexeyes. "Oh my, Mister your staring so hard that im assuming you see my coochie. I didn't wear anything other than my kimono? I mean bra doesnt exist but rib breaker doe- " again, he interefere my speech " Shut up, weakling "

It tooks me minute to process what he said as I let out gasp as I dramatically cover my mouth and let out a tear drops " How could you, Romeo. Seriously, man thats rOOd than lower moon baby spooder " he was about to draw his sword on me, threatening me I guess, skskksksksks- thanks to another hentai man being my saviour " Ohh~? A new demon, I assume? She's quite cute " " Dodo birdo thanks for complimento. YOU HEAR THAT SEXEYES?! I'M FOCKINGGGGGGGGG CUTEEEEEEE SIDJSMAN "

LOTS OF HOURS HAS PASSED BUT DA MUZAN STILL PERFORMING HIS MOONWALK IN HIS WIFE BED
SHEESH.should've been more romantic.

I was enjoying my time gazing on the dodo man and sexeyes man that can probably see my undergarments, I don't know if he has those vision but the possibility is on Lenny level. Period blonde haired dude being dude, just enjoying looking at me and probably even think if he can eat me or throw me. I mean, I'm ugly but not that ugly but still ugly but not tooooo ugly, well I'm average looking. Deciding to break the silence,I spoke up " I'M BABY Y/N! I HAVE HUGE DIARRHEA, IF YOU WANNA FART LIKE YOU DON'T CARE, RAI- " " The fuck " I glare at the person who just ruin my fav song, a.k.a it's basketball with wife crisis. " Basketball daddy? Is dat you- " he look at me like I was a cockroach with makeup and seriously, who doesn't get offended when your babe look at you like that, I mean, still love him tho- I would love to talk shit and decrease their self love but knowing that one dude, yeah he gonna call me feisty ad probably consume me like- Oh shit spoiler ;)

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" Forgive me, Y/N. I should've bring you with me so you can be cured with Nezuko as well ."

'No shit sherlock I likey here BOUTTA RAPE ALL OF THE TWELVE KIZUKI'S EXCEPT POT MAN AND LIPOMA-HEAD MAN, HIS CLONES IS AN EXCEPTION HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE '

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