A Divergent's Christmas

Present hunting (For the ladies)

Shout out to @ariannabananna ...

Thanks babe!!

Tobias pov

Oh my word!!!

Just 7 more days to Christmas Day!!!!

And the guys and myself haven't bought a single gift for the girls.

I blame Zeke, Uriah and Will... for their stupidity!

-flashback -

Okay...  Tris and the girls will be watching "Big Hero 6" today, so we will have to be quick to choose their gift.

I have arrived at Uriah's place.

'Knock!  Knock! '

"Come in!!! "

"Hello..... " I ask.

"Come in!!! "

"Yodelleh Yodelleh Yodellehhihu.... "I yell.

"Can you shut the fuck up and come in?! " He shouts from the inside.

I prance my way inside only to find  Will drinking some shandy while Uri and  Zeke are 'boxing ' each other on T
the Wii .

"Can we go shop already???" I ask

"Uh... yeah.. hold on... 5 seconds..." Uriah says.

-Five minutes later-

"Now can we go??"

"One second..." Zeke mumbles.

-I hour later-

That's it. I had enough!

I pulled out the plug.

"Oi!" The two idiot brothers shout.

"Remember... shopping for GF's..." I say.

"Sorry man... it's 'dicks before chicks' !!!" Uriah shouts.

"I. Am. Telling. Mar." I say.

"Please...wait.. man..don't.." Uriah begs.

I turn to the back to find Will sucking his thumb while sleeping.

*snap*.

"Huh..wait...wha.... " Will finally awakens.

*ping*

"Ermahgawd...." Zeke squeals.

" What did I miss??" Will mutters.

"You missed me texting the girls a pic of ya sleeping... duh.." I said nonchalantly.

"You're gonna pay man..."

end of flashback

Now here we are.

At the Pit.

Like lost ducks.

"Four! Four! Four!" Uriah screeches.

"What, dipshit?!" I mutter.

"Look to your 5 o' clock."Will says.

I turn and I see the girls and Tris.

Tris.

My Tris.

Holding hot lingerie.

Woooooowwwwwww.

*snap*

"Wha..." I mutter.

"I caught a picture of Four drooling." Will shouts.

"Payback's a bitch, Eaton..." Zeke smirks.

Idiots.