𝐤𝐢𝐰𝐢 ▻ ned leeds

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CHAPTER ONE:
shego and voldemort

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wade load
hello mister potter

harry potter
i like your nickname

wade load
aw thank you <3
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wade load
flattery won't work with me mister

wade load
this is an interrogation

wade load
tremble as you feel my wrath

harry potter
ahh well then as much as i enjoyed it,
i'm sorry to say that your disney channel
inspired username somewhat killed
your bad cop vibe

harry potter
but if you insist on using a
kim possible reference, i really
think shego could do the trick

harry potter
honestly the coolest
villain out there

wade load
then maybe you should change
your name to voldemort

wade load
harry potter is too pure for
a snake like you

harry potter
damn wade what did i do to you

harry potter
wait are you that guy i got kicked
off my island

harry potter
because honestly man,
it's animal crossing

harry potter
it ain't that deep

wade load
first of all, animal crossing
is VERY deep thank you
very much!!!

wade load
second of all, no!!

wade load
i am a DELIGHT

wade load
if i visited your dark, shitty-ass
island it would be the greatest honor
of your short snake-life

harry potter
oh please, my island is
FLOURISHING

harry potter
the only thing that could dim its
glory is your presence

harry potter
also, some snakes can actually
live pretty long

harry potter
like 35 years