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CHAPTER EIGHT:
your best friend's babies

CHAPTER EIGHT:your best friend's babies

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ned
what the fuck

kimi
what

ned
what the fuuuck

kimi
whAt

ned
what the fuuuuuuuckkkkkk

kimi
DUDE WHAT

ned

nedWHY has this been playingon my computer for the lastFOUR HOURS

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ned
WHY has this been playing
on my computer for the last
FOUR HOURS

kimi
idk maybe you have a
virus or something

ned
yes

ned
you

ned
you're the virus

kimi
i must say, i am deeply offended
that you immediately believed this
to be my doing

kimi
but yeah, that is my doing

kimi
how's the milk

ned
IT'S JUST SITTING THERE

ned
OBVIOUSLY

ned
I HAVE A HISTORY TEST
TOMORROW, I NEED TO USE
MY COMPUTER

kimi
can't you just use a book

ned
NO

kimi
why not

kimi
i am

ned
you have a history test
tomorrow too??

kimi
dude we're in the same
history class

ned
WHAT

ned
SINCE WHEN???

kimi
since the school year started??

kimi
wow, that's very offensive

kimi
mister egocentric

ned
ohh no wait

ned
i was just getting the
classes mixed haha

ned
i totally knew that you were
in my class lol

kimi
dude i was kidding

kimi
i'm helping my friend

kimi
SHE is in your class

kimi
i'm not in any of your classes

ned
oh

ned
well that's awkward for me

kimi
yeah kinda

ned
your friend is eliza right?

ned
eliza lewis?

kimi
yep

ned
and you're with her right now?

ned
studying history?

ned
with the history book?

kimi
...yes

ned
can you send me
pictures of the pages??

ned
please

kimi
why

kimi
don't you have your own book

ned
well, yeah

ned
technically

kimi
then why can't you use it??

ned
i have my reasons

ned
they're very good

kimi
i'm not sending pics until
you tell me what's wrong with it

ned
there's nothing wrong
with it exactly

ned
i just used it to kill a spider

ned
so now it has spider-goo on it

ned
which is disgusting and i refuse to touch it

kimi
oh my god

kimi
i can't believe you killed
one of your best friend's babies ;(

ned
THEY'RE NOT
HIS BABIES

kimi
that's so sad. alexa,
play the itsy bitsy spider

ned
i hate you

kimi
then why are you still here?
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