CHAPTER FIVE:
it's ma'am
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[harry potter changed wade
load's name to ned]
ned
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harry potter
how's it going neddy boi
ned
ew
ned
please don't call
me that ever again
harry potter
well i wasn't gonna but
now i kinda want to
harry potter
not a very good strategy
there neddy boi
ned
nvm it's great
ned
10/10
ned
A+ nickname
harry potter
aw i knew it would grow on you :)
ned
unlike you :-)
harry potter
you did not just give your
emoticon a nose
ned
for those of us who aren't voldemort
noses are a normal part of the face
ned
i wouldn't want to deprive my
emoticon of normality
harry potter
ngl i threw up in my
mouth a little
ned
anyway, guess who's
been listening to fergie
songs all day
harry potter
i wanna say spider-man
but that could also be you
ned
what
ned
no
harry potter
why not
harry potter
she's a queen
harry potter
it's her birthday today
harry potter
figured i had to do something
to honor her on this day <3
ned
sir, you are weird
harry potter
ma'am*
ned
what
harry potter
i'm not a sir
i'm a ma'am
ned
you're a girl???
harry potter
geez what gave it away
ned
but girls aren't hackers??
harry potter
WOW
harry potter
sexist much??
harry potter
felicity smoak is the definition
of guy in the chair thank
you very much
ned
but your nickname is
harry potter
ned
why isn't it like hermione
granger or whatever?
harry potter
because the pun doesn't
work with her
ned
what pun
harry potter
i'm harry potter
harry potter
i speak fluent python
ned
that was so lame
harry potter
wdym
harry potter
it's a hacker pun
harry potter
do you not get it
harry potter
you're a pretty shitty
programmer if you don't get it
ned
oh i get it it's
just really bad
harry potter
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ned
so when are you gonna tell me
who you are
harry potter
idk... today is tuesday, so
probably around never
ned
aw come on
ned
you know who i am
harry potter
yeah bc i figured it out
harry potter
if you wanna know who i am
you gotta work for it bro
ned
maybe i will
harry potter
mhm good luck with that
harry potter
you're gonna need it
harry potter
you didn't laugh at my pun
so you clearly suck
ned
underestimate me all
you want voldemort
ned
i found you on this account
ned
i can find you again
harry potter
alright shego
YOU ARE READING
𝐤𝐢𝐰𝐢 ▻ ned leeds
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