Freya: What if we are all simulations set up by the world leaders?
Sif: Freya, not now...
Freya: What if we are all living in a dream, and when we die, we wake up?
Thor: [groans and facepalms.]
Freya: When we fall asleep, where do we go?
Sif: Isn't that the name of an album by some Earthen pop singer?
Freya: What if the universe is sitting on some alien kid's shelf, collecting dust, and was some school project that he received a C+ on?
Sif: What if that depressing reality is true?
Loki: Sif, no...
Freya: What do you think about when the word life comes to your mind?
Sif: What if the apocalypse happens in the next five seconds?
Everybody except Freya and Sif: Not you, too!
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Multifandom spoofs and stuff
RandomTrash from Wings of Fire, Marvel, Star Wars, Frozen, and more to come! Written by Grace (unless I tell you it's someone else who wrote it) Warning: swearing
