Always With you - Nordic 5!
Denmark: If you need to sell something, I can help you!
Iceland: If you need to talk, I'm here for you!
Norway: If you get lost, I can help you find your way!
Sweden: Do you need help with building? I can do that for you!
Finland: I can name pets! Come here Hanatamgago!
Hanatamago: *her name means Bloody Flower Egg*
The Nordics: ...
Finland: I'm a very good pet namer!
Reine: But can you name iNSTRuMeNTS?
Finland: I specialize in pets!
Finland: *grabs a thesaurus and flips through the pages*
By Kitten
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Multifandom spoofs and stuff
RandomTrash from Wings of Fire, Marvel, Star Wars, Frozen, and more to come! Written by Grace (unless I tell you it's someone else who wrote it) Warning: swearing
