[THOR is rummaging through the cabinet, getting more frantic every second.]
[SAM walks in, seeing THOR.]
Sam: What's wrong, Point Break?
Thor: WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS???????
Sam: ... [backs away slowly]
Thor: WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS?
Sam: [runs away]BYE!
[Thor continues to search.]
[CLINT walks in and sees THOR.]
Thor: WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS???
Clint: I think I saw Sam eating the last box.
Thor: RARRRRRR!!!!!
[THOR storms out of the room, summoning his hammer (and breaking a window in the process) and runs in the direction Sam had run in a few minutes before.]
Clint: Oops.
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Multifandom spoofs and stuff
RandomTrash from Wings of Fire, Marvel, Star Wars, Frozen, and more to come! Written by Grace (unless I tell you it's someone else who wrote it) Warning: swearing
