Germany: Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Italy: *eating*
Germany: I ONCE KILLED A MAN WITH HIS OWN MUSTACHE AND A GRAPE!
Italy: *keeps on eating*
Germany: *goes somewhere to find some grapes*
Duck from the Duck Song: Hey, got any grapes?
Germany: -__-
Italy: NE NE PAPA-
Written by Kitten
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Multifandom spoofs and stuff
RandomTrash from Wings of Fire, Marvel, Star Wars, Frozen, and more to come! Written by Grace (unless I tell you it's someone else who wrote it) Warning: swearing
