😐Which countryhuman kidnaps you and why?😐

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Aries-China 🇨🇳
He wanted to chat with ya because no one likes to talk with him

Taurus-Italy 🇮🇹
You said you didn't like pasta so he torture you by making you eat pasta

Gemini-Spanish Empire 🇪🇸
You didn't let him get what he want

Cancer-North Korea 🇰🇵
Took his nukes

Leo-Third Reich 🇩🇪
Made fun of his son (Germany) glasses

Virgo-America 🇺🇸
You had a secret stash of oil

Libra-USSR 🇷🇺
You took his vodka

Scorpio-UK 🇬🇧
Took his tea and he was pissed

Sagittarius-Mexico 🇲🇽
You took his tacos...just why

Capricorn-Reichtangle 🇩🇪
He wanted to cuddle you

Aquarius-Switzerland🇨🇭
You took his chocolate

Pisces-Canada 🇨🇦
You took his maple syrup...how dare you

So if some of this makes no sense o^o

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