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↳ 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎

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robin - lesbian jesus

max - shane dawson

dustin - dusty boy

lucas - SIMP

nancy - wheelhoe

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matchmaker gang

lesbian jesus: hola amigos

dusty boy: what the hell is this

SIMP: let me OUT

shane dawson: no this is important

wheelhoe: hh i'm busy

lesbian jesus: NO SH LET ME EXPLAIN

lesbian jesus: we need to get will and mike together in like a month because el and max made a bet over when they'd get together

SIMP: well what are they betting

*'shane dawson' removed 'SIMP' from the group.*

lesbian jesus: NO

*'lesbian jesus' added 'SIMP' to the group.*

lesbian jesus: okay moving on

lesbian jesus: anyone got any ideas ??

wheelhoe: drug them so that they can confess

lesbian jesus: drug me daddy

wheelhoe: what

lesbian jesus: what

dusty boy: we could have a sleepover and then the people in this gc can dip so they'll be ~ alone ~

shane dawson: that could work tbh

SIMP: let's do it hoes

lesbian jesus: LET'S GO LESBIANS

shane dawson: let's have it tomorrow or sumn at my house because I Said So

lesbian jesus: yay

lesbian jesus: just saying nancy's idea was better

dusty boy: die

lesbian jesus: okay brb

SIMP: NO

shane dawson: okay but let's do this guys!!!

wheelhoe: hell yea

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hewo i wrote this at five a.m. and i'm not that good at texting chapters idk but yay the story do be progressing doe
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