Crazy Quotes Of The Day

Rush hour

Waitress: For one?

Carter: No, for two. I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao

Waitress: I'm sorry I do not know Mr. Juntao

Carter: Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some shit again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife wants me to come home, my baby is shittin' all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?

I just love Chris Tucker, lmao