Crazy Quotes Of The Day

Rush hour 2

(Lee and Carter stake out Steven Reign's woman, Isabella Molina, who seems to be retiring for the night)

Carter: What's going on?

Lee: (Watches as she disrobes) she.......uh........is just standing around, not doing much

Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen

Lee: I try to stay awake....this is so boring (while watching Isabella undress, whispers) slow down baby.....

Carter: What did you say?

Lee: Huh? Uh....I said nothing

Carter: I heard you say something

Lee: No, no, nothing

(Carter notices Lee shifting, gets up from bed)

Carter: What is going on Lee?

Lee: She's.........getting undressed

Carter: What?

Lee: She's getting undressed! (Carter forces Lee out of telescope) Hey! It's not right

Carter: LORD HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!

Lee: I cannot hear this (walks away)

Carter: Black bra, black panties...Victoria's Secret spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. (zooms in) She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.....Snoopy

Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy (tries to grab periscope)

Carter: Hold up, I love Snoopy too. (Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman.) Wait, it looks like somebody dropping off a package. Hey that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office

Lee and Carter: Its a bomb