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Carter: Please tell me you speak English? I'm Detective Carter. Do you speak any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?

Lee smiles

Carter turns around, annoyed.

Carter: I cannot believe this SHIT! First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Rice-a-Roni don't even speak American. C'mon, man, my ride over here. Put your bag in the back.

Lee, holding the bag, stares at Carter

Carter: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK

Lee holds the bag towards him

Carter: No, no, no, you put your own shit in the back! I'm not a skycap!

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