(y/n) POV
"Hey Aqua where did you go? And why are you all slimy?" Kazuma asked, "I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!" Mama shouted, "MAMA STINKY!" I laughed, "SHUT UP! That's the last time I help a stupid little slime! I mean I am an all-powerful Goddess after all." Mama said making Kazuma laugh, suddenly Mama flung goo at us. I just laughed and rolled around in the goo, "What on Earth is going on here?!" Darkness said as she walked into the room, "HUG!" I shouted as I hugged her, "I'm torn this is adorable, disgusting, and invigorating all at once!" Darkness said as she began to blush and pant, "Kazuma what did you do to my baby?" Mama asked, "Look Wiz gave him a treat, and then this happened, actually, he calmed down quite a bit." Kazuma said.
Flashback two hours ago to Kazuma and Wiz hiding under a table while (y/n) bounced off the walls hyperactively laughing.
"Ok well no more treats from Wiz. I never did trust that undead slu..." Mama began to say before Darkness covered my ears, "Bad Aqua no swearing in front of (y/n)!" Darkness said, "Sorry, anyway why don't we go take a bath!" Mama said, "YEAH!" I said, "Kazuma you can go splash around in the goo puddle outside." Mama said as she picked me up and carried me to the bathroom.
"Auntie Wiz!" I said as Mama washed my hair, "NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR THAT UNDEAD FLOOSEY!" Mama said, "Did someone call for me?" Auntie Wiz said as she poked her head into the bathroom, "TURN UNDEAD!" Mama shouted.
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A New Adventurer (male reader X adoptive mother Aqua)
FanfictionShe's a Goddess...but just barely, he's a child who refused to choose his path after he died. An unlikely pair these two, the useless Goddess and the child who refused to leave her.
