Kat: hello everyone!
*silence*
Kat: the second task is a dance competition!
*the crowd cheers*
Serena: Hannah Abbot! Let's...let's see what you have.
Kat: ok sexy or no?
Hannah: uh..no?
Kat: *puts on "its raining tacos"*
Hannah: *tries to break dance but falls and breaks her neck then dies*
Kat: oof-NEXT IS LUNA LOVEGOOD!
Serena: oo oo dance to the song savage!
Luna: ok.
Kat: *puts on "savage"*
Luna: *is killing in and starts twerking*
Kat: 😟 how-I though-lUnA aRe YoU oK?!
Serena: yaaaas! Nobody will beat Luna!
*luna finished*
Kat: next is Cho Chang!
Serena: *puts on moves like jaggar*
Cho: *starts ballet dancing to the song but then stops randomly and starts beat boxing*
Kat: *makes a bat appear out of nowhere and breaks the speakers with rage* THIS IS A DANCE COMPETITION NOT A BEAT-BOXING ONE!!!!
Cho: *looks generally scared and runs off stage*
Kat: next up is Harry Potter!
Harry: *struts onto the stage*
Serena: *puts on I'm sexy and I know it*
Harry: *starts break dancing then stops mid dance* SIMON SAYS KISS MY A$$!
Kat: *stops the song* GET OUT!
Harry: *struts off stage*
Serena: next is Draco Malfoy!
Kat: *puts on "Ew" by Jimmy Fallon"
Draco: *comes on stage dressed like a drag queen*
Kat and Serena: OMG YAS!
Draco: *dances all the way through the song and ends it with the splits*
*everyone cheers*
Kat: next is Blaise Zabini!
*the screen changes to Blaise sitting in a chair in a room*
Blaise: I feel like last time I could've done better.
Kat: Wait what is go-
Blaise: I'm planning on making a huge comeback this week. I'm gonna knock Kat and Serena right off their feet.
*the screen is black*
*silence*
*the song comes on and all the lights come on in a light show and Blaise is wearing a beautiful dress*
Blaise: *lip sings while doings a sexy dance to Fancy by Iggy Azalea*
*the song ends and everyone cheers*
Serena: *disappears*
Harry: where did serena go?!?!
Kat: I broke up with her.
Kat: but we are still BFFs *makes her reappear*
Kat: ok next is Severus Snape!
Severus: uh I don't dance
Serena: try
Severus: ;-;
Kat: *puts on bad romance by Lady Gaga*
Severus: *just stands there* I'm not doing it.
Kat: *makes a shotgun appear and points it at his head* YOU WILL DANCE
Severus: * try's to dance and let just say....,.it was....a try*
Kat: I can see why you don't dance..*makes the gun disappear*
Severus: I told y-
Serena: Next! REEEEE
Dumbledore: *struts on stage*
Kat: *puts on Wasabi by Little Mix*
Dumbledore: *does all sorts of straight tik tok dances*
Kat: *breaks the speakers with a bat again* STRAIGHT TIK TOK DOESN'T EXIST TO ME!!! NEXT!
Dumbledore: *runs off stage crying*
Serena: next is Bellatrix!
Ballatrix: *walks on stage with her eyes all puffy and her cheeks red*
Serena: uh-
Kat: are you on drugs or something?!
Ballatrix: hehe nOOoo
Kat: are you high right now?!
Bellatrix: no!
Kat: *snaps and Bellatrix disappears* Bellatrix is automatically disqualified but that will not change the fact that two people will still be eliminated after this round. Ok Voldemort! You're up!
Voldemort: *walks onto stage*
Kat: *puts on you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish*
Voldemort: *does a backflip with the beat drop and dances like a fucking king 👑*
Kat and serena: GO VOLDEMORT!!
*the song ends*
Kat: the two that will be eliminated are Hannah Abbott and Cho Chang!
*cho and Hannah go back to they're house tables*
Serena: hey how come you got rid of all the hufflepuffs?!
Kat: Wait wut :p
Serena: TwT
Kat: Ohhhh you're a hufflepuff doe 👁👄👁
Serena: dats not what I me-
Kat: Oki bye everyone see you next week
{I'm sooooo sorry it took me so long to update!! Thank you for reading.}
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